single-phile: the latest singles, dissected and discussed
Pop music has always been a youthful pursuit. Pop stars start young, sing young and are associated with young audiences — or at least with the youthful vibrancy of first love, dancing, burgeoning sexual energy and so much teen angst. From time to time, the teen spirit gets literal and actual adolescents (or even pre-adolescents, aka "tweens") take over the charts. And occasionally, the rare teen star comes along who manages to appeal to both the kids
and their parents (or at least, their big brothers or cool aunts). On this edition of single-phile, we rate the current crop of kiddie popsters who are storming the charts to see who's kid-tested — and who's grown-up-approved.
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Artist: Miranda Cosgrove
Current Hit: "
Kissin' U"
Cosgrove epitomizes the ideal of the tween pop trend in many ways. She's got a Nickelodeon show your kid (sister) is, like, totally watching, she's adorable, and she's sweet but with a spine and very little of the adult drama that has plagued
Miley Cyrus and her ilk (so far, anyway). AND she signs melt-in-your-mouth confections about chaste first-kiss choices.
Kiddie Pop Currency: 10 (out of 10)
Adult Appeal: 4. There's a slight
Kelly Clarkson vibe that could earn Cosgrove guilty pleasure status with some childless adults. But ultimately, she's a wholesome, parent-approved option, which makes her a bit too kid-friendly for most of the able-to-drink-legally set.
Artist: Justin Bieber
Current Hits: "
Baby," "
Never Let You Go," "
Eenie Meenie"
Bieber, on the other hand, epitomizes the other side of the teenie-bopper spectrum. He's definitely got a baby-faced, puppy dog appeal — but there's a very grown-up edge to his dance pop that's earned the interest of fellow former pup-like pop stars such as
Justin Timberlake and
Usher (and
Sean Kingston, who collaborates with Bieber on new single "Eenie Meenie," a boy-done-wrong ode to a player girl).
Kiddie Pop Currency: 8. Come on, look at him! That is one crush-worthy mug.
Adult Appeal: 8. Come on, look at him! That is one crush-worthy mug — and one that comes J.T.-approved and without the Mickey Mouse machinations!
Artist: New Boyz
Current Hit: "
Tie Me Down"
Now, this is the kind of pop song that keeps kids
and their parents up at night. The kids because they're listening to the slick groove, hot beats and infectious attitudes the Boyz behind sleeper hit "
You're a Jerk" (and the underground teen dance phenomenon called jerking) laid down on their smoother second single. And their parents because
these fresh young teenagers are espousing some rather grown-up (and somewhat misogynistic) ideas about girls, commitment and, well, getting tied down.
Kiddie Pop Currency: 7. The kids do like what might not be best for them.
Adult Appeal: 10. This is music for grown-ups, made by teenagers. The very definition of good pop.
Artist: Selena Gomez
Current Hit: "
Naturally"
One of the many girls who would be Miley, Selena has what it takes to be the Next Big Teen Star: a kid star pedigree (you may have heard of a little purple dinosaur named Barney? Yeah, they're friends), a hit Disney show (
Wizards of Waverly Place), a cute look, BFFs in high places (like one Ms.
Demi Lovato) and the double-threat talent Disney so ardently cultivates. And now, she's got herself a hit song (No. 50 on the
Billboard Hot 100 — a very respectable position for any Disney star who isn't named Miley) with a sleek dance-pop chic about it.
Kiddie Pop Currency: 10. The kiddos love this girl.
Adult Appeal: 6 — and rising. If she continues on this path, Gomez could have Britney-esque potential.
These are just the latest entries in a prolific trend — and they are not alone. Ms. Miley
is still currently holding court on the charts with her "
When I Look at You" (and on the radio with the still-ubiquitous "
Party in the U.S.A.") while former teen queens-turned-all-growed-up-pop-stars
Taylor Swift and
Avril Lavigne are busy proving there's life after 19. The kids are all right — and the grown-ups are all right with that, too.