The Rhapsody Green Day Super Awesome Twitter Contest, Day Two

Hola! Happy Monday! It's time for another installment of the Rhapsody Green Day Super Awesome Twitter Contest. Let's dive in, shall we?

The Prize: TBD. It's Monday and we're still waking up. It's gonna be some gadget, we just haven't figured out what yet. Rest assured it'll be sweet.

The Task: You are the Jesus of Suburbia and you're hard up for a date. In the 140 characters allotted you by Twitter -- that's how you enter this thing, see, by tweeeting @Rhapsody (see below) -- what is the singles profile you would post to attract Mr. or Ms. Right? You've got three hours to send us something brilliant. Go!

For those of you just joining us, here's the skinny on the contest: Every weekday at 10 a.m. Pacific Time, from now until Friday, May 15, we'll post a clue/question/request/harangue that contestants must reply to via Twitter. This means you need a Twitter account, you need to know how to use it, and you need to send your reply to @Rhapsody. (Please do not ask us why you need these things -- do not hate the player hate the game!) Replies must be received between 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. PT -- don't be late! We get hungry and need to take lunch breaks. Correct/appropriate/hilarious Tweets will then be randomly selected via our top secret formula. The human responsible for each day's winning Tweet will receive some high-class stereo equipment.